Jokes of Mulla Nasrudeen
1. Mulla Nasrudin constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "It could have been worse." To cure him of this annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely black, so dreadful, that even Nasrudin could find no hope in it. Approaching him at the club bar one day, one of them said, "Mulla, Did you hear what happened to George? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then turned the gun on himself!" "Terrible," said the Mulla "But it could have been worse." "How in hell," asked his dumbfounded friend, "could it possibly have been worse?" "Well," said Nasrudin, "IF IT HAD HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE! I WOULD BE DEAD NOW."
2. Mulla Nasrudin was round at his fiancee's home, having a serious talk with her father. "Sir, I'd like to marry your daughter," he announced . His girl's father looked at him. "Have you seen my wife yet?" he asked. "OH, YES SIR," replied Nasrudin. "BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD STILL PREFER YOUR DAUGHTER, SIR."
3. "Do you believe that the moonlight makes people silly, Mulla?" asked the bride after the honeymoon. "Yes Dear," remarked Mulla Nasrudin from behind his evening paper. "I PROPOSED TO YOU IN THE MOONLIGHT."
4. Mulla Nasrudin had just got into bed and was ready for a good night's sleep. But it was not to be. Just as he closed his eyes, his wife said, "It's cold outside. Get out of bed and close the window." The Mulla ignored her and pretended to be asleep, but it didn't work. "Mulla get out of bed and close the window; it's cold outside." Once again he ignored her but, after the fourth time, he realized that he was not going to win and he reluctantly got out of bed. Shuffling over to the window, he slammed it shut. got back into bed, closed his eyes and said, "SO NOW IT'S WARM OUTSIDE?"
Monday, June 23, 2008
Jokes Corner
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Posted by Saravana Rajendra at 11:44 PM
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